1) A week after a crushing loss to the Browns on Monday night, the Bills went to KC and bitch-slapped the Chiefs with plenty of nut-worthy performances.

2) A New York Times article claims NFL players are popping Viagra for increased blood flow. Uh, this sounds like a bad idea. Nothing like sportin' a chub during the game.

3) Last week Riley and Bennett pondered whether the Bills' season was unofficially over at 5-5. Is it still over at 6-5, or is there a glimmer of hope somewhere?

4) Yearning for a winning team, the brothers' parents have resorted to UB Bulls games. Is this an act of desperation, or are the folks onto something?

5) San Francisco visits The Ralph with a bunch of scrubs looking to lay down. Riley and Bennett both think the Bills should win this one with ease.

1) Dick Jauron and Trent Edwards teamed up -- with a little help from Rian Lindell -- to send the Bills to their fourth consecutive defeat. At least it's Thursday and Riley's head is officially out of the oven by now.

2) Only a few weeks ago the Bills were the darlings of the NFL. Now they're in last place in the AFC East and the brothers are willing to concede the season over. Let's talk draft!

3) Riley and the rest of the out of town crew is making the trek to sunny LA for Thanksgiving. Turkey, stuffing, and a handicapped toilet await.

4) The Cleveland loss was bad. But was it worse than having the runs for three straight days? Was it worse than your woman putting you in a "non sex situation" for a month? Listen to the brothers debate.

5) A month ago Dick Jauron was a shoo-in for a contract extension. Now Riley and Bennett are dialing up Marv Levy and inquiring as to his availability.

6) The Bills head to KC to face a bunch of scrubs dressed in red. Please Trent, don't fuck this one up.

1) The Bills went to New England and once again were humbled by Billy B. and a cast of second string characters. The brothers have trouble finding a Bill who actually brought his nuts.

2) Three weeks of dreadful losses, and the brothers wonder if they've seen the real Bills or the fake Bills? Real or fake Trent? Real or fake Peters? Real or fake T. Mcgee? Real or fake K. Mitchell?

3) Riley and Bennett look to dole out a little blame for the losing streak. Both brothers place the blame on guys who aren't even out there playing. Listen in for the scoop.

4) The final roster cuts were made long ago, but the Bills are probably still regretting letting Will James take his game elsewhere. They could definitely use the guy now, huh?

5) Bennett's son has taken to showing his junk to any and all visitors. Is this a good thing? You bet.

6) The Browns come to The Ralph very a Monday night battle. The Bills -- now in last place in the AFC East -- really need this one. But will they get it?

The Brothers are taking a week off after a very busy election week. Riley was down in Norfolk, VA and Bennett just watched way too much Daily Show while taking hits off rank diapers. In any event, they are in no shape to podcast. You'll have to forgive us this trespass.

But here's a taste to get you through the week.

Who would you pick for your flag football team?
Bennett: Palin. She's got wide hips and a mean straight arm.
Riley: A toss up between Rahm Emanuel and Bill Richardson. Richardson would be a great blocking fullback, but you need a scrapy wideout in flag football, so Emanuel gets the call.

Predictions on Sunday's brawl with the Patriots?
Bennett: Pats 23, Bills 17.
Riley: Everything tells me that the Bills are heading south. Injuries are just too much right now. You can't lose your best CB, best pass rusher, best defensive player, and best possession wide receiver while having your best lineman and free safety massively underperforming and still expect to win too many games. But I'm staying on this bandwagon. It's all heart here. Bills 23, Pats 20.