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Monday, October 29, 2007

 

Grounding the Jets

1) Okay, so it wasn't pretty. It wasn't even interesting. But it was a victory. The Bills players should be thrilled, except maybe punter Brian Moorman, who moped his way to his worst game as a Bill and a double strap.

2) Just when we thought we'd seen the last of JP, he comes in and stuns the Jets with an eighty-five yard bomb to win the game. Does JP's performance change anything, or is Edwards still the main man? And was the strike to Evans a great play call, or just a lucky break? The brothers debate.

3) With Marshawn Lynch a main component of Riley's successful fantasy team, Riley's more than capable of assessing the various Bills and their fantasy outlook. As for Bennett, he quit fantasy football cold turkey years ago when his addiction got ugly. Listen if for the details.

4) Bennett's been taking some serious heat for his son's ensembles. When are pants not just pants? And should he be color-coordinating his son's outfits?

5) The once mighty Bengals travel to The Ralph looking to prove they're better than their marginal record. Will the Bills offense be able to step up and keep pace with Carson Palmer and the gang?

Thursday, October 25, 2007

 

Hair-raising Victory

1) The Bills D finally stepped up in the fourth quarter last Sunday, shutting down the Ravens and leading the Bills to a tight victory. It's only fitting that Riley and Bennett hand out nuts to two members of the defensive unit who were instrumental.

2) With the Jets, Bengals, and Fish all ahead in the next month, the brothers wonder if the Bills could actually make a run and be waiting for New England at 5-4. Probable? Nah. Possible? Well, anything's possible.

3) The Sabres are struggling. Do they miss Briere and Drury? You bet. Bennett's watched the first eight games and deems the Sabres "Euro pusses." If there's a bright spot, however, it's Brian Campbell's, uh, advertising work. Listen in for the scoop.

4) Bennett's woman is pregnant and getting harrier by the day. You want details of his wife's ever-growing fu manchu beard? We got 'em.

5) The Bills head to the Meadowlands as three point underdogs. Will Chad Pennington exact revenge for the close defeat at The Ralph a few weeks back, or will Trent Edwards and the Bills finally put two wins together?

Thursday, October 18, 2007

 

Monday Night Meltdown

1) The Bills suffered a crushing, inconceivable Monday night loss to the Cowboys. The brothers are convinced that anytime you lead for an entire game and lose on the last play, it's got to be coaching. Nice going, Dick!

2) Devastated Bills fans are wondering just where this loss ranks in the pantheon of horrific Bills losses. Wide Right? Harmon Drops the Ball? Monday Night Meltdown? Listen in for the order. If you can stomach it.

3) Dick and Ralph have decided to hand over the reigns to rookie Trent Edwards. Riley's ready to send JP packing, while Bennett thinks surfer boy deserves one more chance to ride the wave.

4) Bennett's having trouble with his wife's laundry. For some reason he can't tell an arm hole from a neck hole from a leg hole. Huh?

5) The Bills are looking to play a couple games up in Toronto to expand the fan base. Good idea? The brothers think so.

6) Willis McGahee and the vaunted Ravens D come to The Ralph for a Sunday afternoon visit. Can T. Edwards and the gang get a W? And is Willis the most hated Bill in Bills history?

Thursday, October 04, 2007

 

Bills Bust the Nut

1) Rookies Trent Edwards and Marshawn Lynch led the way for the Bills last Sunday, but the brothers have a couple other guys in mind when it comes to handing out the nuts.

2) Chad Pennington worked the fake spike to perfection on Sunday, resulting in a last second field goal try and Riley getting pissed. Should the fake spike be outlawed? What about the last-minute "ice the kicker" time-out? Snore. The brothers debate.

3) Jet games bring out the best in Bills fans, including an astounding eleven arrests after Sunday's contest at The Ralph. Getting smashed and getting arrested, now that's a good time...especially when it's your dear old dad going down.

4) Michael Vick's back in the news, this time for doing community service hours at the local PETA branch. While Riley's not so sure this is a good idea, Bennett's already got his #7 "Meat is Murder" jersey pre-ordered.

5) Wade Phillips and the vaunted Cowboys offense show up to give The Ralph some Monday night bling. Will T.O. and the gang blow away the depleted Bills D, or can the hometown crew somehow keep it close?

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Bennett
When he's not writing, or cringing over a rank diaper, you can find Bennett in his LA backyard with a six pack of PBR, ruminating on today's most significant issues, such as how does Magic Shell ice cream topping really work, what happened to Darick Holmes, and why does Bennett's cat insist on crapping in the bathtub.

Riley
After spending three years in soccer-loving country, Riley craves his Bills fix. Every Sunday you can find him at McFadden's in DC.

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