1) The Bills started strong against the Giants, then stud guard Jason Peters (he who brought his nuts) headed to the locker room with a groin injury. What happened next? The Bills got rolled, with the left side of the offensive line looking "as open as Brittney's yawning vijajay." That ain't good.

2) Christmas is the time for good cheer, heavy drinking, and getting unwanted gifts from friends and relatives. What does one do with all that unwanted crap? Ebay, baby! And just wait until you hear what Bennett gave Riley a few years back. Bah-bah black sheep, have you any wool?

3) The Bills signed return ace Roscoe Parrish to a long-term deal to the tune of twelve million dollars over four years. Is the blue smurf worth the big bucks, or is this yet another bad decision from Marv and the gang?

4) Did you hear about the tiger who jumped a thirty foot moat and ripped some teenager's head off at the San Fran zoo the other day? Tragedy? Nah. Justice. Don't fuck with tigers.

5) With respect and draft order at stake, the Bills head to Philly and a date with Brian Westbrook. Will the Bills claim a .500 record, or will fold and look ahead to a juicy early to mid first round selection?

1) The Bills playoff run hit the skids in snowy Cleveland on Sunday. What should have been a meaningful playoff game looked more like what Bennett calls "Tony Montana's Christmas party." It wasn't pretty; neither was the Bills performance. The brothers single out Lee Evans and Steve Fairchild for their nut-less play.

2) Who knew a conversation about douches could inspire a barrage of emails from wideright listeners, with one listener going so far as to propose a line of NFL endorsed feminine hygiene products. Listen in for details on the "terrible tampon" and other NFL goods the brothers would like to see.

3) Fred Jackson has busted onto the Bills scene this season, and with his emergence come two dueling nick-names. Should he be Fred "Action" Jackson, or Fred "Head" Jackson? Riley and Bennett weigh in.

4) The pro bowl roster was announced this week, and only freakish O-lineman Jason Peters is making the trek to Hawaii. Riley and Bennett give kudos to Peters, and discuss which Bills are on the cusp of pro bowl status.

5) The New York Football Giants come to The Ralph this Sunday. Unlike the Bills, little boy Manning and his overrated crew have something to play for. Will they leave with a playoff birth secured, or get snowed under by the resilient Bills squad looking to secure a winning record?

1) The Dolphins came into The Ralph looking for their first win of the season. And then promptly got spanked by a nasty Bills squad trying to make a playoff run. But what's with those guys on the Miami sideline holding up bath towels? Listen in for the details.

2) Wendy's has replaced dead Dave Thomas with some creepy, pale faced geek in a Wendy's 'do. The brothers aren't feeling it. Bring back Dave, even if the dude is dead.

3) A month ago, Riley and Bennett wondered if the Pats and Dolphins could remain perfect for an entire season. Hindsight's 20/20. How do those predictions look now?

4) Bennett doesn't understand certain feminine hygiene products. Thankfully for him, his wife is around to shed a little light. But what do the homeless have to do with douches? It's complicated.

5) The Bills are 7-6, and now a serious contender for the final wild card spot in the AFC. But what are their chances, really? Riley, the stat man, breaks it down for you.

6) Fourteen weeks ago, Buffalo/Cleveland looked like a game to determine the first pick in the draft. Now it's a playoff game, one the brothers see going down very differently.

1) Riley repents and the brothers clash over McGee's performance Sunday as Nuts and Straps get handed out.

2) Speaking of nuts, Bennett's been fathering children like Cleto Ruis Dias. Is it time to get snipped?

3) Lindell sails a 36 yard kick wide right. Gibbs doesn't call a second time out. Edwards doesn't throw a bullet to Josh Reed for 30 yards. What if this game had come out differently? What would the headlines be?

4) Joe Gibbs decided to reassure Bills fans that they don't have the worst coach in the league (though there's some argument for Cam Cameron). By trying to twice-ice the kicker, Gibbs put the game on ice for the Bills.

5) The 0-12 Dolphins roll into the Ralph next weekend. It's a must-win and a gimme-win for the Bills. It makes Riley nervous, but Bennett predicts big things for the suddenly resurrgent Bills. Are the playoffs in order?