1) The Bills stunk up The Ralph again on Sunday, and the place was littered with jock-straps. Pick one.

2) What do Fruity Pebbles and porn have in common? Listen in for the scoop.

3) Beloved Beast Mode was finally shipped out of town for a fourth round draft pick. The brothers mourn his departure. Who else on the Bills is likely to get arrested for carrying a 9mm, and hit some chick with his car? The memories...

4) Dave Andreychuck (Chris Kelsey) gets a big-ass extension after proving he can't play for shit. Another brilliant decision by Bills' management. The brothers are pissed.

5) Bennett has fallen in love with what he has deemed "The Supertoilet." Oh, sweet glorious hot water on the anus.

6) The brothers guarenteee the Bills won't lose this week. As for next week, well, it's sure to get ugly.