Wide Right Radio

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Bills in Toilet

1) The Bills stunk up The Ralph again on Sunday, and the place was littered with jock-straps. Pick one.

2) What do Fruity Pebbles and porn have in common? Listen in for the scoop.

3) Beloved Beast Mode was finally shipped out of town for a fourth round draft pick. The brothers mourn his departure. Who else on the Bills is likely to get arrested for carrying a 9mm, and hit some chick with his car? The memories...

4) Dave Andreychuck (Chris Kelsey) gets a big-ass extension after proving he can't play for shit. Another brilliant decision by Bills' management. The brothers are pissed.

5) Bennett has fallen in love with what he has deemed "The Supertoilet." Oh, sweet glorious hot water on the anus.

6) The brothers guarenteee the Bills won't lose this week. As for next week, well, it's sure to get ugly.

# posted by Riley @ 12:36 PM

Comments:

great show as always guys. I know it must be painful to keep talking about the bills, but I appreciate your efforts.

Your humor makes a losing season, even this one, bearable.

keep up the good work.

# posted by

stephenjames716 : 12:17 PM

p.s. it's all about youjizz, not redtube.

# posted by

stephenjames716 : 12:28 PM

Tell that to Bennett. He still thinks '70s Penthouses are "where it's at."

# posted by

Riley : 9:08 AM

Listen Now!

: Bennett

When he's not writing, or cringing over a rank diaper, you can find Bennett in his LA backyard with a six pack of PBR, ruminating on today's most significant issues, such as how does Magic Shell ice cream topping really work, what happened to Darick Holmes, and why does Bennett's cat insist on crapping in the bathtub.