1) Willis McGahee likes the ladies. But when you get served with your third paternity suit in twenty four months, it's time to mix in a condom or two.

2) The Bills have a long list of players heading to free agency. Who deserves to be resigned? Listen to the brothers debate.

3) Willis's mouth (and schlong) are running him right out of Buffalo. If we traded Willis, what could we expect in return? Riley thinks Willis would look good in Bronco gear, while Bennett sees Willis running the rock in the CFL.

4) Nominations for the Pro Football Hall of Fame were released recently, and while Andre Reed and Thurmon Thomas were on the list, beloved owner Ralph Wilson was not. What gives?

5) With Willis half way out the locker room door, the brothers wonder just where he'll be in ten years. Doing a rehab stint? Cutting grass in Delaware Park? Stunt-cocking in California? So many options.

1) The Bills wrapped up a better than expected season with a tough loss to Ray Lewis and the Ravens. Kyle Williams picks up his first nut, while Peerless finds himself holding the strap, accused of "making no effort to come back to the ball, even with McAlister closing faster than Rosanne Barr on an In-N-Out Double Double." Yeah, that's some flowery language for you. Enjoy.

2) Rumors on the Internet (or "Internets" as George Bush calls it) have Matt Leinart hooking up with the well shaved Brittney Spears. Should the Heisman trophy winner be macking on K-Fed's ex, or should have he done better? Iraq War? G. Ford kicking the bucket? Israel-Lebanon conflict? Not important. This is. Listen in for the scoop.

3) When asked for his New Year's resolution, self-proclaimed "best running back in football" Willis McGahee responded: "I'm planning on making to Hollywood. I have to get this face on the big screen, man. You know I got to let people see me all the time. I don't need a helmet blocking everything. I need to be right there where people come see my premiere." Sweet. And Willis, Bennett's got a semen-crusted futon waiting for you in his guest bedroom in Los Angeles.

4) After months of nut-clutching anxiety, Riley aced the LSAT to the tune of 171. His secret? Cramming? Abstinence? Man diaper? Nope. Steroids. It's not just for offensive linemen anymore.

5) Takeo Spikes led the team in tackles on Sunday. Is this a sign he'll be his former self when camp opens next summer, or is Spikes destined to hang up his cleats and spend his days stuffing gorditas into that monster neck of his? The brothers debate.