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Thursday, November 30, 2006

 

Bills Stampede Jags...Bring on the Bolts!

1) JP and little man Roscoe took down the Jags on Sunday. Roscoe ParrishWasn't it just last week that Bennett labeled Roscoe a bust? Listen in for some crow eating.

2) Riley digs up a 2004 Scouts Inc. report claiming young Losman has a strong arm, but lacks pocket presence and pre-snap vision. Sound accurate? Uh, you bet.

Jills3) The Jills. Come on, it's freezing out there. Do we even need cheerleaders in Buffalo?

4) The Bolts come to town, looking to snuff out the Bills' newly discovered spirit. Again, the brothers have very different ideas as to how it'll go down on Sunday.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

 

J.P. Finally Comes Through

1) Down by four late in the game, JP LosmanJ.P. Losman put together the first game winning drive of his career. You know a nut's coming his way. Listen to the brothers' verbal orgasm.

2) The Texans' starting corner, Dunta Robinson, wasn't impressed by the Losman/Evans first quarter explosion. "The guy just threw the ball up there and Evans ran under it," Robinson told the Associated Press. Dunta RobinsonUh, yeah, that's how it works, Dunta.

3) J.P.'s monster day has Sean Sallisbury of ESPN now touting him as "one of the two most improved players in the league." Is Riley still wishing the Bills had drafted Matt Leinart, or is he ready to jump on the J.P. bandwagon?

Jax 4) Nate Clements, aka The Playmaker, had another strong game. Whispers around Buffalo have the Bills rethinking their agreement not to franchise the stud corner. Is Clements worth the big dollars?

5) Jack Del Rio and his jaguars come visit The Ralph. The brothers both fear the Jacksonville D, but have very different ideas as to how the game will play out.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

 

Bills Looking to Bitch-slap Texans

1) Starting safety Donte Whitner was arrested in Hamburg for smacking his woman. Donte WhitnerSadly, no big surprise. But what's with Donte living in Hamburg? The stunned brothers discuss.

2) J.P. apparently wants those around him to be more positive. Bennett thinks the Crystal Ballpositive thinking should start with Mr. Losman himself, not his entourage.

3) The brothers wonder whether we're at that point in the season when we secretly hope for another loss, and thus a better position in next year's draft.

4) Riley breaks out his crystal ball to answer some important questions, such as who'll be back on the O-Line next year, and whether or not that scab in Bennett's nose will ever go away.

Monday, November 13, 2006

 

Offensive Offense Lets Indy Off the Hook

1) The Bills played the undefeated Colts tough, and no one was tougher than Nate Clements.Clements Listen to the brothers wax eloquent over "The Playmaker."

2) Riley and Bennett take a moment to consider what jobs suck the most. And is there really such a thing as a jockstrap launderer?

3) J.P. was miserable yet again. BriereAfter weeks of uninspired play, Bennett wonders just what J.P. is really short for.

4) With the Sabres dangerously close to the salary cap, it looks like either Chris Drury or Daniel Briere is headed elsewhere. Who should the Sabres keep?

Thursday, November 09, 2006

 

Bills Head to Indy for Ass-Whipping

1) In a recent article, Reggis Hayes of the Fort Wayne News Sentinel compared watching the Bills to watching that cinematic turd, "Gigli." Harsh words, but if the Bills were a film, what film would they be? Tune in to the pondering.

2) The brothers open up the email bag, where Curtis wonders why the brothers have so much hate for Willis's sideline attire. Riley and Bennett explain.

3) No one's picking the Bills to win up in Indy, but what if Peyton Manning lost a hand? Or the Colts had to play without helmets? What if...?

4) The brothers make their predictions, while trying to convince each other that Sunday's game is one to be enjoyed.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

 

Pack Bore Brothers

1. Riley's blinded by Anthony Thomas's burst of talent. BoringBennett's just plain blinded by Willis McGahee's sweater.

2. The brothers play a game of "More Boring Than." Was the Pack game more boring that, say, pissing on a urinal puck? Find out.

Tyson3. Bennett and Riley vote on which injury they would rather have: broken rib or bruised kidney? Athlete's foot or jock itch?

4. Both brothers thought the Packers would win last Sundays game. But how wrong were they?

Thursday, November 02, 2006

 

Preppin' for the Pack

1) In this week's sports illustrated, Rick Reillysports columnist Rick Reilly takes yet another pot shot at the city of Buffalo. Listen to the brothers get pissed.

2) Bennett can't stop raving about some NC-17 Dandruff commercial he caught while watching a Canadian hockey broadcast. DandruffIs Bennett a pervert, or does the north of border crowd just have it going on?

3) Brett Favre makes what should be his final appearance at The Ralph on Sunday. Before the season, everyone wanted the dude to retire. Should he have hung 'em up? The brothers debate.

4) The Bills are three point favorites going into Sunday's game, but that doesn't mean the brothers think Jauron and the gang will just saunter to victory.

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Bennett
When he's not writing, or cringing over a rank diaper, you can find Bennett in his LA backyard with a six pack of PBR, ruminating on today's most significant issues, such as how does Magic Shell ice cream topping really work, what happened to Darick Holmes, and why does Bennett's cat insist on crapping in the bathtub.

Riley
After spending three years in soccer-loving country, Riley craves his Bills fix. Every Sunday you can find him at McFadden's in DC.

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