1) Riley reports in after two months of marriage: No changes except for a funky wedding ring. Listen to the brother commiserate and Bennett offers some not-so PC advice.

2) The Rochester D&C posed 11 questions to start the Bills season. Riley dons his crystal cock ring and tries to predict the future.

3) The start of training camp is usually all snores, but the Buffalo News decided to spice it up. As good as Time Magazine making OJ "blacker"? Not quite.

4) Vick. Vick. Vick. That's all you hear from the sports pages nowadays. The brothers yearn for the yesteryears of drug addiction and DUIs and Bennett offers up a unique punishment Michael "I like to kill innocent animals" Vick.

5) ESPN's been tossing the Bills in the rankings cellar. How can the Bills climb out? Are the playoffs in their future?

1) As much as Riley and Bennett love their Bills, they also love their Sabres. And the past forty-eight hours haven't been easy on puck fans from Western New York. How are the brothers coping with the loss of captains Chris Drury and Danny Briere? Listen in for the sob story.

2) The Bills filled a few holes with their 2007 draft, nabbing running back Marshawn Lynch and Paul "P-Zed" Poslusny with their first two selections. Riley's excited about the backfield, but Bennett's got concerns about P-Zed being anointed the second coming of Shane Conlan.

3) Bennett found himself tuning in to the NFL Network coverage of Bills minicamp. Nothing like wasting an hour of your life watching JP adjust his mouthguard while some guy fifty-seventh on the depth chart at left tackle adjusts his jock.

4) The Bills traded Takeo Spikes for Darwin Walker. It doesn't look like Mr. Walker's ever going to suit up in Bills uni. Nice move. So what now?

5) Riley finally got hitched, tying the knot in the middle of Romania. Riley's pleased as punch, but Bennett's got a beef with the long flight and the tape worm he picked up from the reception grub.