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Friday, December 29, 2006

 

Blowin’ In The Wind

1) Vince Young outplayed JP, Robert Royalbut it’s Robert Royal who’s catching most of the brothers’ flack. Listen to Riley and Bennett wonder what might have been if Royal hadn’t ‘Ronnie Harmoned’ the most important play of the game.

2) Riley’s in Los Angeles this week, shacking up with his fiancé in Bennett’s office. Bennett claims there’s a strange funk coming from behind the, uh, green door. Office Sex(It’s not really green, but you get the idea.) Is Riley boning his lady in there? Get the dish.

3) The Bills signed kicker Rian Lindell to a five year deal this week. Does he deserve the coin, or is he – as Riley anointed him in earlier in the year – merely the second coming of Scott Norwood? And what about Willis? Suddenly he’s screaming for $$$ too.

Green Bay Fans4) Did you see the play where the Vikes cornerback intercepted Favre and tried to leap into the stands at Lambeau, only to get pushed back and doused with beer? The brothers did, and they were lovin’ it.

5) JP and the gang head to Baltimore to face Ray Lewis and the 12-3 Ravens. Will the Bills come out on top and finish at .500, or will they drop to a less than impressive 7-9? Riley wonders if we should even root for a Bills victory, or if we should be angling for a higher draft pick.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

 

Smoked Fish With a Side of Post-season Hope

1) The Brother revel in a early 90's-era style thrashing of the Dolphins. Keith EllisonBennett waxes poetic on Keith Ellison while Riley deems Mularkey's performance nut worthy. The Fins also manage to pick up one of the straps while a certain wide receiver gets the other. Listen in for the flogging.

2) The Bills are hot, hot, hot. But the question is this: Who's responsible for the Bills turnaround? Is it Levy? Jauron? Or Donohoe? The brother bicker, argue, and arrive at an unusual conclusion.

Pro Bowl3) You know you want to hear about a guy taking a dump on a hospital floor. You're a little ashamed, we know. But you want to know more. It's okay. Click here.

4) The Bills are sending three-legged Mooreman and tight-lipped Schobel to Honolulu for the Pro Bowl. Instead of revelling in the selections, Bills Nation is up in arms at the snub of Fletcher, Clements, and Evans. The Brothers offer a collective yawn.

abacus5) Bennett busts out his abacus and unleashes the fury that is figuring out the Bills playoff chances. What is the one ring to rule them all? Will you be demeaned to rooting for the Dolphins come Monday night? Also see what WGR had to say.

6) In order to even think about the playoffs, the Bills need to win out, including this Sunday's game against the Titans. Bennett stares deep into his hairy crystal ball and pulls out a rancid prediction. Riley chips in too, but given his record most of our listeners simply don't give shit.

PuppyAll that, and listen to Bennett sound like an 85 year-old chain smoker. Good times. Tune in or we kill the puppy. See the highlights on YouTube.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

 

Bills Explode on Jets

1) The Bills finally kicked some ass (no playoffs for you, Mr. Pennington!),Sandwich with Jason Peters and Mike Gandy leading the way for McGahee. But what's with Willis and the sideline sandwich? Listen to the brothers ponder mid-game snacking.

2) The only negative to Sunday's game was that Bennett had to watch it while cleaning up his son's vomit and 'rhea. Good times.

Zales3) Have you seen this ad. where some geek high-fives another geek after making a purchase at Zales? Bennett has, and he's none too happy about it. If you're planning on buying your woman a rock at Zales, don't. And if you already have, here's hoping you didn't high-five some jackass on your way out.

4) A few coaches in the NFL, notably Mike Nolan and Jack Del Rio, Jack Del Riohave taken to wearing suits on the sideline, giving them an old time Tom Landry look. Riley thinks some coaches look good in suits, but he takes the time to question Lindy Ruff's choice of neckties.

5) Jason Taylor and the 'fins come to town, with both teams looking to go .500. Can the Bills build on their late season momentum, squish the fish for the second time this season, and keep their dreams of the playoffs alive? The brothers sure think so.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

 

Roid Rage and Crotch Rot

1) Riley sings a different tune as one of his classic whipping boys Merrimanwhips out a nut while Bennett dishes out the other half sack to an injured warrior. Listen to the boys get violent and give Dicky a strapping.

2) The Chargers' Shawne Merriman (left) returned from a four game 'roid suspension, but the brothers think he's still as juiced as OJ was guilty. Bennett gives the over under on Merriman getting a year-long suspension.

3) Hart and Phillips of the Chargers are accusing Mario Haggan of playing dirty during the on-sides kick. Phillips thinks Mario should "pinch" but not "twist." Mario's playing hard to get and hasn't returned any of Phillips calls. Will the love birds unite? On the next Geraldo.

Spears4) From things that should be shaved (Geraldo's mustache) to things that probably shouldn't have been, Britney Spears (right) decided now was a good time to expose her cooch, c-section scar and all. Bennett explains why this new Britney kind of does it for him. Missed the cooch shot? Check it out.

Cold5) The brothers think that Super Bowls in warm weather and domes suck. They want cold. Wind. Snow. Rain. Real football (left).

6) Finally, what's going to happen next Sunday when the Bills line up against the New Jersey Jets? The brother's stare deeply into Geraldo's mustache and attempt to see the future. They'll probably only get lice, but—as the Buffalo News inexplicably said—that's the way they roll.

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Bennett
When he's not writing, or cringing over a rank diaper, you can find Bennett in his LA backyard with a six pack of PBR, ruminating on today's most significant issues, such as how does Magic Shell ice cream topping really work, what happened to Darick Holmes, and why does Bennett's cat insist on crapping in the bathtub.

Riley
After spending three years in soccer-loving country, Riley craves his Bills fix. Every Sunday you can find him at McFadden's in DC.

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