1) Riley sings a different tune as one of his classic whipping boys whips out a nut while Bennett dishes out the other half sack to an injured warrior. Listen to the boys get violent and give Dicky a strapping.

2) The Chargers' Shawne Merriman (left) returned from a four game 'roid suspension, but the brothers think he's still as juiced as OJ was guilty. Bennett gives the over under on Merriman getting a year-long suspension.

3) Hart and Phillips of the Chargers are accusing Mario Haggan of playing dirty during the on-sides kick. Phillips thinks Mario should "pinch" but not "twist." Mario's playing hard to get and hasn't returned any of Phillips calls. Will the love birds unite? On the next Geraldo.

4) From things that should be shaved (Geraldo's mustache) to things that probably shouldn't have been, Britney Spears (right) decided now was a good time to expose her cooch, c-section scar and all. Bennett explains why this new Britney kind of does it for him. Missed the cooch shot? Check it out.

5) The brothers think that Super Bowls in warm weather and domes suck. They want cold. Wind. Snow. Rain. Real football (left).

6) Finally, what's going to happen next Sunday when the Bills line up against the New Jersey Jets? The brother's stare deeply into Geraldo's mustache and attempt to see the future. They'll probably only get lice, but—as the Buffalo News inexplicably said—that's the way they roll.