1) The Bills stunk up Green Bay, and the brothers struggle to find someone who actually brought their nuts to the game. How 'bout the pilot who got the team there? Done.

2) Chan Gailey announced that Fitz is stepping in for Captain Checkdown. Riley thinks Fitz will give the team the best chance to win, while Bennett just thinks he gives the Bills the best chance to not suck so much. Either way, Riley can't remember what his name is. Representative...and depressing.

3) Bills fan and longtime tailgater Ken Johnson made headlines when an NFL official threatened to close his tailgating party due to Ken's love for "bowling ball shots." The brothers aren't too pleased. Not only is this is a bowling ball shot much better than imbibing off a used condom, for example, but it's also the most exciting thing to happen at a Bills game all season.

4) They're only two games into the season, but already the Bills are part of the "worst team in the NFL" conversation. The brothers debate.

5) Bills/Pats. It's going to be ugly. How ugly? You might want to avert your glance and just do something else with your time.

# posted by Riley @ 10:18 PM