1) The Bills stunk up Green Bay, and the brothers struggle to find someone who actually brought their nuts to the game. How 'bout the pilot who got the team there? Done.

2) Chan Gailey announced that Fitz is stepping in for Captain Checkdown. Riley thinks Fitz will give the team the best chance to win, while Bennett just thinks he gives the Bills the best chance to not suck so much. Either way, Riley can't remember what his name is. Representative...and depressing.

3) Bills fan and longtime tailgater Ken Johnson made headlines when an NFL official threatened to close his tailgating party due to Ken's love for "bowling ball shots." The brothers aren't too pleased. Not only is this is a bowling ball shot much better than imbibing off a used condom, for example, but it's also the most exciting thing to happen at a Bills game all season.

4) They're only two games into the season, but already the Bills are part of the "worst team in the NFL" conversation. The brothers debate.

5) Bills/Pats. It's going to be ugly. How ugly? You might want to avert your glance and just do something else with your time.

1) The Bills surprised no one, and stunk it up in the season opener against Miami. With so many jockstraps to go around, who will the brothers choose? Dave Andreychuck, anyone???

2) Clinton Portis uttered some craziness about female journalists in locker rooms. Guess who's coming to Clinton's defense? It's Riley!

3) No matter what the big-wigs at 2 Bills Drive say, Marshawn "Beast Mode" Lynch is on the trading block. But what can the Bills expect to get in return for a guy who carried the ball three times last week and still has some chick's weave stuck in his grill from that DUI down in Allentown?

4) Even in the wake of yet another disatrous performance, Bennett maintains his man-love for Trent Edwards. Will Riley talk some sense into his brother, or will Bennett remain the only Trent Edwards fan out there?

5) Reggie Bush has to return the Heisman. The brothers both think it's bullshit. And can't Reggie just say he lost the damn thing?

6) The Bills travel to Green Bay to get their asses handed to them this weekend. No way the Bills will win, but can they at least keep it close? Listen in for the scoop.

1) The Bills got down to 53 by jettisoning former second round pick James Hardy. Goodbye James, we hardly knew ya.

2) Mom and dad pay a visit to Riley and Bennett in their respective cities. What's this have to do with peeing in the sink? Listen in for the details.

3) Linebacker Kawika Mitchell's now out for the season. Bennett was convinced the guy was pretty much done anyway, but it's sad to see the Tweet-master go down for the entire year.

4) It's one thing to have a fear of flying, but a fear of owls? Yeah, that's weird. The brothers discuss.

5) The Fins come to town, and the brothers are ready with their predictions. And of course there's the annual Mike Gandy award, handed out to the player most likely to suck.