1) Except for that homer from Tonawanda, everyone thinks the Bills are going to blow this season. Could this be the worst Bills team ever?

2) Bennett went down to Mexico and came back with a vicious case of 'rhoids. Ouch.

3) Some pissed-off teens heckled the Bills at practice this week. Is it appropriate to heckle your own team? The brothers debate.

4) Riley's making the big move from DC to NYC. What does this have to do with ben-wa- balls and a Hollywood tranny? Tune in for the details.

5) The brothers drafted their fantasy teams this week, and let's just say one of them has Lee Evans slotted into a starting spot. That can't be a good move.

6) The Bills face off with the Bengals this weekend. The brothers anticipate more hemmorhoids and a beheading. Good times.