Riley:
Rd. 1 (11) - Guy pegged for 3rd round who can return punts.
Rd. 1 (28) - Free safety.
Rd. 2 - Guy who has smoked a ton of pot and beat up his girlfriend.
Rd. 3 - Really nice guy who will never play in the NFL, but who has a "high motor."
Rd. 4 (10) - Injured guy
Rd. 4 (21) - Great LB.
Rd. 5 - "Project" who the Bills will trade 1 year before he's actually good.
Rd. 6 - Some guy we'll cut before the end of training camp.
Rd. 7 - Foreign dude who can bench 450 pounds, but has never heard of football. Bills pay him $2.3 million before said foreign dude decides to become Ukrainian cage-match champion.

Bennett:
Rd. 1 (11) - Lineman who grew up in buffalo/played for UB who has no chance in NFL.
Rd. 1 (28) - Running back who ran for 100,000 yards in conference no one's ever heard of.
Rd. 2 - Defensive end whose dad once played for Marv Levy/shagged daughter of Ralph's third cousin.
Rd. 3 - Running back recovering from catastrophic knee injury.
Rd. 4 (10) - Quarterback who "can't make every throw" but scored high on Wonderlic and is "super guy."
Rd. 4 (21) - Dude from big school who's too small at linebacker, too slow at safety (aka Coy Wire).
Rd. 4 (Acquired from Patriots for Bills 5, 6, and 7 round picks) - PAC-10 prospect, because he really knows how to play in cold weather.
Rds. 6 & 7 - Traded to acquire Rd. 5 prospect. Bills say at press conference, "We saw he was on the board at pick 124 and knew we had to have him." Patriots draft their next quarterback of the future in round 6 and round 7 to acquire a new hoodie for Belichick.