1) Marshawn Lynch ran wild and brought his big-ass nuts, but Dick Jauron, Bobby April and the rest of the coaching staff only showed up with their straps. Result? Turd.

2) Sean Avery deemed his ex-girlfriend “sloppy seconds” and got himself a six game suspension. Riley’s pissed that his free speech has been violated, while Bennett wonders what’s wrong with a few harsh remarks and a cap in your own ass.

3) The Bills head to Toronto for a “home game” like no other. And the dome’s going to be closed! Say it ain’t so, Ralph Wilson!

4) Riley paid a visit to Bennett’s LA pad this past week, and was greeted by a bunch of wieners in his face. Is it normal for Bennett’s kids to parade around naked all the time, or are those kids destined for a lifetime of therapy?

5) The Bills host the Fins in December...and it'll be 72 degree, sans wind! Even worse, JV Losman at qb. Might want to close your eyes for this one.