1) Marshawn Lynch yet again went into "beast mode," handing the Dolphins another cruel defeat. While the brothers acknowledge the beast's stellar performance, they wonder why the old JV Losman decided to rear his ugly head. Even the brothers' dear old mom was horrified by the California kid's performance.

2) Miami could be headed for sixteen straight losses, while New England's could be headed for sixteen straight wins. Who will achieve perfection? Riley's convinced The Pats will get there, while Bennett's sure Miami has a goose egg in its sights.

3) Last year an assistant coach for the Detroit Lions got busted for rolling naked through a Wendy's drive through. Did the story end there? Nah. It just keeps getting better. Listen in for the details.

4) Miami defensive tackle Fred Weary was tasered (or is it "tased?") by police during a traffic dispute. Now Mr. Weary is suing, claiming something about how it didn't feel so good to get juiced with a couple hundred thousand volts. The brothers don't want to hear it. They like tasers. So should you.

5) The undefeated Patriots come into Buffalo for a nationally televised night game. Unfortunately for the Bills, beast mode will be relegated to towel waving from the sideline. Yeah, bummer. Yet somehow, Bennett still thinks the Bills will pull this one off. Do you believe in miracles? Yes!