1) Riley made his first appearance at The Ralph and nearly got tagged. In the bathroom. Listen in for the horrifying details.
2) The brothers hand out the strap and the nut, with Peerless grasping a hold of not just one nut, but two.
3) Linebacker London Fletcher apparently changed his name to London Fletcher-Baker during the off-season, the name that appears on the back of his jersey. But he somehow still wants to be referred to as London Fletcher? Can Riley help Bennett make sense of this? And what's this have to do with strippers and porn stars? You'll see.
4) Tim Schmitt of the Niagara Gazette wrote, "Enough sentiment, here’s the truth—Willis McGahee and Lee Evans are as good as Thomas and Reed were. But they can’t get the ball in the right places to make plays." WHAT?