Wide Right Radio

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Lions Show Bills Some Balls...Literally

1) Depressed over the stinker the Bills' crapped out in Detroit, the brothers hand

out the straps, with Bennett claiming Mike Gandy "got smoked more on Sunday than a well-hung underwear model left unconscious at a West Hollywood circuit party." Listen in for all the verbal abuse.

2) The brothers' octogerian grandfather slept through half the Bills' game on Sunday, but saw enough of the horror to chime in. And just how much of the brothers' inheritance does the old man plan on spending when he hits Vegas later in the week?

3) Lions defensive line coach Joe Cullen, who was arrested last month on an alleged DWI, was arrested again, this time for stripping down naked and rolling through the Wendy's drive-thru. Unbelievable, yet true.

4) Two weeks ago there were whispers of the Bills making a playoff run. Now we're all wondering if they can sneak into the top three of next year's draft. The brothers reevaluate the Bills' season outlook.

# posted by Riley @ 1:05 AM

Comments:

Bennett called this year, "The Year of Fun." You're absolutely right. Let's enjoy this sports entertainment and watch this team grow. If this team starts off hot and cold and by the end of the year is more hot than cold, it's been a great year.

Man, I love shitty football. In some ways, really bad football is fun to watch. Especially when it's the Raiders or the Dolphins.

I definitely want to tip my hat to the "balls with a butter knife" comment. Pure Wide Right Radio material. We thank you, and I'll leave any additional commentary to my foul-mouthed brother.

# posted by

Riley : 6:48 PM

Listen Now!

: Bennett

When he's not writing, or cringing over a rank diaper, you can find Bennett in his LA backyard with a six pack of PBR, ruminating on today's most significant issues, such as how does Magic Shell ice cream topping really work, what happened to Darick Holmes, and why does Bennett's cat insist on crapping in the bathtub.