1) We're a quarter of the way through the season, and Bennett's concerned about the Bills' injuries piling up. Will Takeo Spikes and his massive neck ever be the same, or are we looking at the second coming of Sam Cowart? And what's this have to do with Riley's rectal examination? Listen in for the 'assifying' details.

2) The Dolphins lost again last Sunday, this time to the lowly Houston Texans. Nothing could make the brothers happier than seeing the 'fins sink further into the murky waters of Mike Mularkey's misguided gadget plays.

3) The Sabres opened their season this past Wednesday, debuting their escalated payroll and spanking new uniforms. Bennett thinks the new duds look like "some three year old girl patched them together in an after school arts class," while Riley's just pissed the front office didn't listen to the fans and make some adjustments.

4) The brothers welcome Angry Mike, a real live Bears fan from Chi-town, to the studio. Angry Mike dishes on naming the Bears' vicious D, the Bills' chances come Sunday, and whether he'd trade all those NBA rings for just one Cubs World Series championship.

5) With the Bills heading into Angry Mike's home away from home for a showdown with the Bears, the brothers wonder if there's any way their beloved Bills can keep this one close.