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Saturday, December 19, 2009

 

Bills Bad, Chiefs Worse

1) The Bills went down to Kansas City and came back with a victory. Yes, the Bills are still bad. But at least they're not as bad as the lowly Chiefs.

2) Reports out of New England allege that the man best known for his work as the Patriot mascot was arrested in some kind of prostitution ring. Just the thought of that guy in his suit getting worked over by some Thai hooker makes the brothers smile.

3) Instant replay is boring. Really boring. Listen in as Riley and Bennett discuss some ways to make it more, uh, interesting.

4) The Thurminator on Twitter wants to know who the biggest asshole in Bills history is. Paging Bruce Smith.

5) The Hoodie and his boys come to town looking for a victory and a strangle-hold on a playoff spot. The Bills shouldn't put up much of fight, but on any given Sunday...

Friday, December 11, 2009

 

Canadian Crap

1) The Bills went up to Toronto and for the second straight season bored the brothers to tears. Nice business move, Ralph. When will the frozen head do something right?

2) With only a few games left, Riley and Bennett are clamoring for a on-field glimpse of the young guns. Paging Aaron Maybin. Maybin? Maybin?

3) Yes, that Toronto game sucked. Let's go over it again.

4) Pictures have surfaced of a naked OJ toweling off in the locker room sometime circa 1977. Dude is hung. Check it out? Don't worry, you're not gay--just curious.

5) With so many injuries out there these days, Riley and Bennett ponder which one they'd care for the least. Hmmm...groin pull anyone?

6) The Bills head for an exciting showdown with Kansas City, a team that just might be more pathetic than the Bills. Ready for a 9-6 thriller?

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

 

Fewelled Up

1) The Bills finally came through in the fourth quarter, thanks to the likes of Fred Jackson and Ricky Williams. Stick to passing the blunt, Ricky!

2) P. Fewell's 1-1 as a head coach, and everyone's ready to hand the guy the head coaching job. Riley and Bennett aren't quite convinced.

3) Riley headed in for a CT scan this week and got a bunch of crapped pumped into his ass. What gives? Listen in for the horrifying details.

4) With the Bills heading to Toronto for a Thursday encounter with the Jets, the brothers ponder Canada's cool factor. Brian Adams? Bacon? DeGrassi Junior High? Hmmmm.

5) Former first round pick Marshawn Lynch had only three carries on Sunday. Is it time to trade Beast Mode, and what could the Bills expect in return?

6) The Bills face the Jets up in Toronto, and the brothers are sure hoping it's not the pathetic affair it was last season when the Bills ventured up there.

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Bennett
When he's not writing, or cringing over a rank diaper, you can find Bennett in his LA backyard with a six pack of PBR, ruminating on today's most significant issues, such as how does Magic Shell ice cream topping really work, what happened to Darick Holmes, and why does Bennett's cat insist on crapping in the bathtub.

Riley
After spending three years in soccer-loving country, Riley craves his Bills fix. Every Sunday you can find him at McFadden's in DC.

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