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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

 

Bills Can't Turn Corner

1) The Bills went down to Jacksonville, played okay for about forty-five minutes, then lost. Sound familiar? Oh yeah.

2) You know you're a Bills fan when you: A) Make love to your woman in a Don Beebe jersey B) Have a podcast and blog devoted to the Bills even though they let you down year after year C) Pee in the sink D) All of the above

3) Bothered by all the knee injuries in the NFL, Bennett wonders why they just don't make knee braces mandatory. And while we're going there, why not jockstraps?

4) The brothers quick-hit a few topics. Fewell as head coach? Fitz as qb? Peeing in the sink?

5) Cowher and Gruden said no. Do the Bills have a legit shot at bringing in a big name, big money coach, or are we destined for some lowly re-tread?

6) Miami comes to town. Remember when this game actually meant something? Yeah, it's been awhile.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

 

No More Dicking Around

1) The Bills laid another fourth quarter egg, but you can't put the blame on Fred "Head" Jackson. The guy always brings his nuts.

2) The frozen head (that's Ralph, for those of you playing at home) finally got rid of Dick, even though "he's such a nice guy." The brothers don't care how nice Dick was, they're just glad he's gone.

3) Titans' owner Bud Adams flipped the Bills and their fans a bird. Classless. And it cost the guy 250K. So why are the brothers thanking Bud? Tune in for the details.

4) The 4th quarter has been unkind to the Bills, and even more unkind to their fans who have to watch that garbage? What would Riley and Bennett rather be doing during the fourth quarter? Toenail clipping and potty training top the list.

5) The Bills head to Jacksonville with a new coach and the same tired old assortment of players. Look for MJD to pile up the yardage, but somehow Bennett thinks the Bills will come out on top.
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Tuesday, November 03, 2009

 

Houston, We Have a Problem

1) The Bills D stood strong, but the offense was more than a little offensive. Another signature Dick Jauron loss. Thanks, Dick!

2) The brothers are up and tweeting, but Bennett's not sure if he can figure this whole thing out. And does he really still have a VCR?

3) Caron Butler just kicked his Mountain Dew habit, complete with withdrawal and the shakes. What???

4) Some NFL Network "gurus" have labeled Jarius Byrd a "freelancer" who doesn't play the run. Who cares when you've got a handful of picks in just a few games.

5) The Bills are 3-5, which means it's time for some mid-season awards. Drayton Florence, there's one coming your way!

6) At the mid-way point, the brothers ponder which injury derailed the Bills the most during the first half of the season. Poz's arm? Mitchell's knee? Riley's groin? Oh, and don't miss hearing Bennett wax eloquent on all things Marley and Me.

7) The Bills head to the land of Vince Young. Will the Titans lay down for the Bills, or will Vince prove he still belongs in the NFL?

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Bennett
When he's not writing, or cringing over a rank diaper, you can find Bennett in his LA backyard with a six pack of PBR, ruminating on today's most significant issues, such as how does Magic Shell ice cream topping really work, what happened to Darick Holmes, and why does Bennett's cat insist on crapping in the bathtub.

Riley
After spending three years in soccer-loving country, Riley craves his Bills fix. Every Sunday you can find him at McFadden's in DC.

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