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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

 

Saints March on Bills

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1) The Saints rolled into The Ralph and waited until late in the game to roll right over the Bills. Donte Whitner brought his nuts, while a certain number one draft pick only brought his jock strap.

2) TO didn't catch a pass for the first time in a decade. How long before the big guy blows a gasket? Riley thinks it's coming...and soon.

3) The new Seattle uniforms are unquestionably the ugliest in years. Bennett wonders if they look more like his last urine sample, or the offerings at Chess King from the early 90s.

4) The no-huddle offense is being run by Captain Checkdown. Will the Bills ever go downfield, and just how will they do it. The brothers debate.

5) The Bills head to Miami and a date with the Dolphins and a crap quarterback. Bennett's sure that Beast Mode will make sure the Bills come back with a victory, while Riley's not so sure.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

 

Buc-Whooping!

1) The Bills put the hurt on the Bucs, with over-achievers Kyle Williams and Fred Jackson leading the way. As for TO, well, he just brought his strap.

2) Riley is obsessed with power rankings, and he's not the only one. How does Bills Nation feel about the current ranking?

3) Starting safety Donte Whitner had $400,000 worth of bling stolen from his pad during game day. Why would a fan do that to the poor guy? And why does Donte have that much bling laying around?

4) Riley doesn't have cable and he's damn proud of it. He claims he's he's being thrifty, while Bennett is convinced that gathering around your laptop with your lady is no way to relax.

5) The high-powered Saints come to The Ralph. Avert your glance when Drew Brees drops back to pass and get ready for a 1-2 record.

Friday, September 18, 2009

 

Kneel Down

1) The Bills did everything but win on Monday night, and maybe they would have if Donte Whitner had brought more than his jockstrap to Foxborough.

2) Leodis "McLovin" fumbled the game away in the final seconds, then went home to find a big ol' cock spray-painted on his front lawn. Welcome home, Leodis!

3) Stud collegiate wideout Michael Crabtree is still unsigned, leaving some to believe the 'niners should be granted an extra first round pick in next year's draft. Say what?

4) Bennett is giving up something big until the Bills come through with a "W." Listen in for the details.

5) The Bucs come to The Ralph looking to score an upset. The brothers don't see it happening.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

 

A Smelly Start?

1) The axe fell hard on Langston Walker. Unexpected? Perhaps. A surprise? Not really. The Brothers think he had it coming. But what does it mean for the Bills future and who made the call? Is grandpa in charge? Tune in.

2) Ellis Lankster's debut on national TV host fared poorly. Actually, that's an understatement. It was so horrific that it garnered national attention. So, give the man his own TV show!

3) Bennett's sister-in-law gets sent to the ER in the middle of the night. What's so funny about this? Wait for it. Wait for it. Riley shares his embarrassing ER story.

4) The Bills kick off the season against the perennial Superbowl contenders, the New England Patriots. Will the Bills pull one off in Boston? Can they at least beat the spread? How much ball will T.O. see, at least of the pigskin kind? And how will we feel about the Bills after the season is over? The Brothers look into their collective crystal balls and tell you what they see.

Friday, September 04, 2009

 

Superbowl Bound!

1) The Bills no-huddle offense has dominated all preseason opponents. The brothers agree this 2009 Bills squad is destined for Superbowl greatness!

2) It's pre-season awards time, with Riley and Bennett handing out many, including the beloved "Mike Gandy Award," given to the player most likely to, well, suck.

3) Did TO really injure his toe due to a poorly functioning shoe? Riley sure thinks so. Bennett just wonders if his brother would give up a toe for a Bills' Superbowl victory. By the way, anyone seen that clip of Hitler pissed over TO coming to Buffalo. If not, check it out.

4) The roster gets cut down to 53. Listen in to find out who the brothers think will make the squad, and who will be cut and end up starring for some other team, as is usually the case for the Bills.

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Bennett
When he's not writing, or cringing over a rank diaper, you can find Bennett in his LA backyard with a six pack of PBR, ruminating on today's most significant issues, such as how does Magic Shell ice cream topping really work, what happened to Darick Holmes, and why does Bennett's cat insist on crapping in the bathtub.

Riley
After spending three years in soccer-loving country, Riley craves his Bills fix. Every Sunday you can find him at McFadden's in DC.

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