1) The Bills went to Denver, laid down for the first quarter, then promptly sprung up off the frozen tundra and bitch-slapped the Broncos. Let's all give thanks to the return of Trent Edwards and the inspired play of rookie Reggie Corner.

2) Bennett has deemed this holiday season "Recessionista Christmas," and informed his beloved brother he can expect nothing more than a sack of shit come December 25th. Riley's none too pleased. Tune in for the rumble.

3) Stud left tackle Jason Peters declared himself ineligible for the Denver game after getting word that he was headed to Hawaii for another pro bowl appearance. Is the dude really injured, or is he just shutting it down and angling for a new contract? Uh, what do you think?

4) Mr. Bill and his band of merry pranksters come to The Ralph looking to score themselves a spot in the playoffs. Bennett thinks the inspired Bills will finally solve the Patriot puzzle, while Riley's sure the Pats will take care of business.

1) Riley dishes his nut to an old favorite while Bennett laud's the Bills' much maligned offensive (or OFFENSIVE) line. The stench of a rank jockstrap emanates from a familiar place. JV.

2) JP Losman is definitely out of Buffalo this offseason. Destination? Venice Beach? Toronto? The unibomber's shack? Wherever it is, we're all glad it won't be here.

3) Jason Peters goes to the Pro Bowl. WHAT?? JASON PETERS IN THE PRO BOWL??

4) Bennett went to 75 year-old Marge for a mohawk. Think it went well? Think again.

5) Rumors are that Jauron is sitting on a new contract. Forget the contract, why the secrecy game? Has Ralph lost it? And maybe keeping Jauron around for another couple years isn't a terrible idea. Are the Brothers as crazy as Ralph? Tune in to find out.

6) The Bills drag the sorry carcas that is their season to Denver for the year's penultimate game. Riley's two down with two games to go. Can he close the gap? Tune in.

1) The Bills drove two hours for a "home game" and delivered their most pathetic performance of the season. Hope you're happy, Ralph.

2) How quickly it all went sour. Two months ago the Bills were flying high and Dick Jauron was the toast of Western New York. Now everyone wants him out. Including the brothers.

3) Third string QB Gibran Hamdan hasn't seen the field this year, but Riley desperately wants the guy to go jihad out there before the season ends.

4) A couple got caught having sex in the bathroom at The Ralph a few Sundays back. Disgusting. Or is it?

5) The Bills head to the big apple for a date with the Jets, a team -- unlike the Bills -- with a real shot at the playoffs. The brothers disagree on just what will happen come Sunday.

1) Marshawn Lynch ran wild and brought his big-ass nuts, but Dick Jauron, Bobby April and the rest of the coaching staff only showed up with their straps. Result? Turd.

2) Sean Avery deemed his ex-girlfriend “sloppy seconds” and got himself a six game suspension. Riley’s pissed that his free speech has been violated, while Bennett wonders what’s wrong with a few harsh remarks and a cap in your own ass.

3) The Bills head to Toronto for a “home game” like no other. And the dome’s going to be closed! Say it ain’t so, Ralph Wilson!

4) Riley paid a visit to Bennett’s LA pad this past week, and was greeted by a bunch of wieners in his face. Is it normal for Bennett’s kids to parade around naked all the time, or are those kids destined for a lifetime of therapy?

5) The Bills host the Fins in December...and it'll be 72 degree, sans wind! Even worse, JV Losman at qb. Might want to close your eyes for this one.