1) To no one's surprise, Tom Brady and the Pats dismantled the Bills to the tune of 38-7, just three points off Riley's 38-10 pre-game prediction. While the jockstraps were many, the brothers do find a couple Bills who actually brought their nuts.

2) Before the season started, Riley thought the Bills would go 5-11. Bennett had them at 6-10. It's time to give that schedule another gander and reassess. Forget a winning season. The brothers just wonder how long until those drunks in the upper deck start sporting the brown bag head gear.

3) Michael Vick backed up his dog fighting with a little herb smoking. Sweet. But why does the NFL insist on testing for a drug that is far from performance enhancing?

4) Reports have famed Steel town coach Bill Cower looking to return to the NFL. Any chance he can step into the Bills job?

1) The Steelers dismantled the depleted Bills, and there are no shortages of jockstraps to hand out. Amazingly, Riley still found one guy out there who brought it. As for Bennett, he's just psyched one of the Bills took the time to pose for a photo with dear old mom.

2) The Juice is back in the news, and while Bennett wonders how OJ has any kind of posse to roll with, Riley finds it all just plain sad.

3) Starbucks. Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf. Peete's. Folks toting their extra large coffees are driving Bennett nuts. Does he have a legit gripe, or is he just a cheap ass bitch?

4) The Bills stumble into New England as sixteen point underdogs. Will the real JP Losman show up and keep this one close, or will the Pats roll to another lopsided victory?

1) A last second defeat, a broken ankle, a sprained MCL, a busted arm, and a devastating spine injury. Is this the worst game in Bills history? Say what you will, at least there's a lot of love coming out of B-town this week.

2) According to a sports marketing survey of over 200,000 fans in 75 US markets, Pittsburgh has the largest base of female fans. Buffalo? Third. Are female fans sexy? Listen to the brothers debate.

3) Bill Belichick and his gang of Patriot spies were busted for using video to steal defensive signals in last week's game against the Jets. Riley thinks a second round pick and a four game suspension for Mr. Bill would be just punishment, while Bennett believes the NFL is preparing a nice little slap on the wrist.

4) The depleted and demoralized Bills visit the Steel City and the suddenly revitalized Steelers. The brothers wonder whether the Bills will come out flat, or -- inspired by their fallen comrades -- come out with the heart of a lion.

1) Instead of playing it safe and heading for Hawaii or the Greek islands, Riley took his new bride to Peru for their honeymoon. Now Riley's back, ready to spin tall tales of massive earthquakes and breathless sexual adventures. Listen in for all the gruesome details.

2) With the regular season underway this week, it's time for the brothers to throw out a few "awards." Who will win the Anthony Hargrove award and be the first -- make that second -- to be suspended for use of a banned substance? Who will claim the Mike Gandy award, given to the player who flat out sucks? And then there's the Willis McGahee award. No podcast would be complete without mention of the self-proclaimed greatest running back in the game.

3) For the past eighteen months Bennett's been stressing over the size of his son's package. Finally, a breakthrough.

4) Travis Henry and his herd of Broncos bring their punishing brand of run-first football to The Ralph on Sunday. Riley thinks the Bills special teams will keep it close, while Bennett's holding out hope for a miracle win.